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kazzikame:

awwww-cute:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

kazzikame:

awwww-cute:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

gnarly:

how your face feels after the dentist

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relahvant:

when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge

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sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

(Source: uhmonda)

(Source: ellendegeneres)

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito)

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(Source: parasailin)

feat:

when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs

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