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R.I.P Spring 2014

4/8/14 - 4/15/14

kohwala:

follow my tumblr not your dreams

how do you cope? what is coping? idfk

galaxys4:

employer: it says here on ur résumé that u speak two languages fluently is that correct??
me: yes I speak English and emoji fluently :)
employer: wtf emoji isn’t a language
me:👉👌💦💦💩😎
employer: damn tru lmao ur hired

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

recklessasalways:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog



i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

****

recklessasalways:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

****

(Source: jetstreak)

i hate doctor offices

what do you do when you still love a girl but know you have to move on?

that moment when you can walk in her house, get all comfy and shit on the bed, and just smoke and play call of duty<3 

goin hard to some billy joel rn

shakuzen:

michaeljsingh:

Dogs reacting to magic tricks the same way people do: adorably.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

(Source: inkskinned)


A white shelf cloud caps brownish dirt from a dust storm, or haboob, as it travels across the Indian Ocean near Onslow on the Western Australia coast in this handout image distributed by fishwrecked.com and taken January 9, 2013. (Reuters/Brett Martin/fishwrecked.com)

A white shelf cloud caps brownish dirt from a dust storm, or haboob, as it travels across the Indian Ocean near Onslow on the Western Australia coast in this handout image distributed by fishwrecked.com and taken January 9, 2013. (Reuters/Brett Martin/fishwrecked.com)

(Source: sickpage)

its so nice out and i have no idea what to do:(

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”